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Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber

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Jake wants a real invisible plane.

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Views: 1,190

Posted: 04/03/2003

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,644

Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration

Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (342), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)

Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,661

Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special

By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (295),

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,317

Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort

Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (295), mental health (168)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,203

Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber

Jake wants a real invisible plane.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1781), money (445)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,190

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), TV (368), music (349)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,063

Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers

Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1781), animals (400)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 768

Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut

Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1781), imitations (766)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 763

Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader

It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (906), religion (320)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 732

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Dwayne Kennedy - Technology

The weapons of yesteryear were dumb weapons.

Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), imitations (766)

Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 330

Mike Britt - Osama bin Laden

President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.

Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1781), imitations (766)

Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 670

Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War

Russ would be the worst POW.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (906)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 989

Steve Byrne - Politics

Steve has a way of not talking politics with people.

Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1781), family (551)

Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 2,305

Rich Vos - Red Rover

Red Rover, Red Rover, let Paco come over.

Tags: Rich Vos (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), ethnic (691)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 518

Lizz Winstead - Compassionate Conservatives

What does it means to be a compassionate conservative?

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1781), news & politics (224)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 288

Lewis Black - Veterans Administration

The Veterans Administration doesn't have computers.

Tags: health (519), money (445)

Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,310

Paul Gilmartin - Competition

A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.

Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1781), men/women (840)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 186

Arj Barker - American Pride

The 4th of July is more popular in America than in any other country in the world.

Tags: Arj Barker (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), animals (400)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 4,643


Mechanical vs. Chemical

Q: What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Contraceptives '98

Microsoft's Latest Venture

    News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Todd Barry: Financial Graph

This friend of mine told me to get Quicken for my computer. He's like, 'Todd, you gotta get Quicken. Look man, I make graphs of my finances.' Wow....

Posted: 10/30/2008

Charlie Viracola: Cell Phone Minutes

I trick them during the day. I hide in a dark closet and make all my calls.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Gregg Rogell: Cell Phone Calling Plan

I get 200 anytime minutes and 3,000 we're-gonna-pluck-you-like-a-pigeon-and-laugh-at-you minutes. It's great. I can call anyone on Mondays between...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Gregg Rogell: Cell Phone Roaming Charges

I think anytime you use a roaming charge, a little icon should pop up with a guy getting f**ked in the ass. That way you know you're roaming.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: Laser Jet Printer

I went and bought one of these laser jet printers a while back: $99 bucks for a brand new laser jet printer. What a steal, I thought -- $99 bucks...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Tom Ryan: Pay by Phone

If you're calling about payment of your bill, press 2.' Well, technically, I'm calling about non-payment of my bill.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Tracy Esposito: How Broke I Am

Want to know how broke I am? My cell phone fell on the subway tracks last week; I looked at my friend, and I said, 'Hold my legs -- I'm going down.'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Kyle Cease: Adult Recess

I feel like, as we get older, we should have recess. Now that we have, like, wars and Visa bills, we should have 15 minutes on the slide everyday.

Posted: 10/30/2008

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