They want your credit card number.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (38), imitations (772), lookin' good (369)
Views: 553
Posted: 05/24/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,022
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,508
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (398), Canada (202)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,149
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,537
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,534
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (261)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,438
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,401
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 947
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 931
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
Jake Johannsen - Colonic
Jake felt creepy and embarrassed after his colonic.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), health (976), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 510
Jake Johannsen - Phone Charge
Phone companies know how to get you.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), money (865), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 280
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 316
Jake Johannsen - Flying
No matter how much you drink on an airplane, they can't throw you out.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), imitations (772), movies (559)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 276
Jake Johannsen - Meeting the President
It's exciting to meet the president.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 192
Jake Johannsen - Security
Jake likes to pretend he's James Bond in his own home.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), imitations (772), technology (348)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 258
Stephanie Hodge - Aging
Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 639
Tom Rhodes - Managing Money
When taking money out of an ATM, act like a crazy person so nobody messes with you.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 335
Jake Johannsen - Taxi Driver
Some cab drivers don't have any protection.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 147
Bob Marley - Uncoordinated
Does Bob look coordinated to anybody?
Tags: Bob Marley (14), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 721
