Both cities would have nonstop traffic, even in nuclear winter.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (38), New York City (602), driving (296)
Views: 97
Posted: 05/26/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,022
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,508
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (398), Canada (202)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,149
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,538
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,536
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (261)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,438
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,401
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 947
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 931
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 288
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 319
Jake Johannsen - Cockroach Pizza
New Yorkers are very proud of their pizza.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 232
Jake Johannsen - IQ Test
Figuring out how to dial 1-900-IQ-Test gives you an automatic 90.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 367
Jake Johannsen - Phone Charge
Phone companies know how to get you.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), money (865), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 280
Jake Johannsen - Taxi Driver
Some cab drivers don't have any protection.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 147
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), animals (791), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 168
Frank Prinzi - Stuck in Traffic
What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?
Tags: Frank Prinzi (3), health (976), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 709
Louis C.K. - King of Pants
If you have $3 billion, you should spend it all in one day to make a tremendous impact.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), money (865), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,728
Jan Karem - Store Clerks
The girls at the cosmetics counter always act like they're doing you a favor.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), imitations (772), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,255
