It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (38), music (710), TV (536)
Views: 1,411
Posted: 05/25/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,979
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,477
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (388), Canada (199)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,108
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (219)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,452
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (260)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,431
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,388
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 938
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 917
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1269), religion (770)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 838
Jake Johannsen - IQ Test
Figuring out how to dial 1-900-IQ-Test gives you an automatic 90.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (710), dating (649)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 264
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (790), TV (536)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 433
Kevin Kataoka - The Academy Awards
The world's greatest actors should be able to present the awards without teleprompters.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), imitations (770), music (710)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 197
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), animals (783), New York City (593)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 103
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (219)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,452
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), money (852), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 651
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (260)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,431
Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), advertising (284)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 545
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1269), religion (770)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 838
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (790), New York City (593)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 217
