It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (38), music (726), TV (543)
Views: 1,513
Posted: 05/25/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,016
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,503
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (398), Canada (202)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,144
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,523
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (261)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,438
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,399
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 945
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 930
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
Jake Johannsen - IQ Test
Figuring out how to dial 1-900-IQ-Test gives you an automatic 90.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (726), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 350
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), TV (543)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 520
Kevin Kataoka - The Academy Awards
The world's greatest actors should be able to present the awards without teleprompters.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), imitations (772), music (726)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 209
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), animals (791), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 158
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), money (865), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 752
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (261)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,438
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,523
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), advertising (289)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 645
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 278
