Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (38), food (790), imitations (770)
Views: 232
Posted: 05/23/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,979
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,477
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (388), Canada (199)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,108
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (219)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,452
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (260)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,431
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (710), TV (536)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,411
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,388
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 938
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 917
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1269), religion (770)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 838
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (790), New York City (593)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 217
Jake Johannsen - Cockroach Pizza
New Yorkers are very proud of their pizza.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 164
Jake Johannsen - Meeting the President
It's exciting to meet the president.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 121
Jake Johannsen - Taxi Driver
Some cab drivers don't have any protection.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 136
Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), advertising (284)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 545
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (790), TV (536)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 433
Jake Johannsen - LA and NYC
Both cities would have nonstop traffic, even in nuclear winter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), New York City (593), driving (295)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 97
Jake Johannsen - Flying
No matter how much you drink on an airplane, they can't throw you out.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), imitations (770), movies (549)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 203
Jake Johannsen - Security
Jake likes to pretend he's James Bond in his own home.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), imitations (770), technology (347)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 183
Jake Johannsen - Phone Cons
They want your credit card number.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), imitations (770), lookin' good (362)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 522
