No matter how much you drink on an airplane, they can't throw you out.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (38), imitations (772), movies (559)
Views: 270
Posted: 05/18/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,019
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,505
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (398), Canada (202)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,145
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,527
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,519
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (261)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,438
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,400
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 945
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 930
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,527
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), animals (791), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 161
Jake Johannsen - Taxi Driver
Some cab drivers don't have any protection.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 147
Jake Johannsen - Nude Plus Liquor
Jake's never been to his favorite bar.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), sports (631)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 479
Jake Johannsen - Blood
Two drinks are not really that much.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 464
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 312
Jake Johannsen - Meeting the President
It's exciting to meet the president.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 188
Jake Johannsen - Security
Jake likes to pretend he's James Bond in his own home.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), imitations (772), technology (348)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 254
Jake Johannsen - Phone Cons
They want your credit card number.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), imitations (772), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 551
John Ferrentino - Telekinesis
John demonstrates telekinesis.
Tags: John Ferrentino (2), movies (559), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 221
