New Yorkers are very proud of their pizza.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (38), ethnic (813), food (790)
Views: 166
Posted: 05/18/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,980
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,477
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (388), Canada (199)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,109
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (219)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,455
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (260)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,431
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (710), TV (536)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,416
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,390
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 938
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 917
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1269), religion (770)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 838
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (790), New York City (593)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 218
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 235
Jake Johannsen - Taxi Driver
Some cab drivers don't have any protection.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 136
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), animals (783), New York City (593)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 104
Jake Johannsen - LA and NYC
Both cities would have nonstop traffic, even in nuclear winter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), New York City (593), driving (295)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 97
John Ridley - Indian Restaurant
Maybe they airlift food into Indian restaurants?
Tags: John Ridley (5), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 189
Jake Johannsen - Phone Charge
Phone companies know how to get you.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), money (852), New York City (593)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 257
D.L. Hughley - Little Dogs
D.L. Hughley notices that people in New York have tiny dogs.
Tags: ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,341
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (790), TV (536)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 438
Mark Cohen - Good in Bed
If someone's in your bed, that's good.
Tags: Mark Cohen (6), sex (1269), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 151
