By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (261)
Views: 1,438
Posted: 05/24/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,021
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,506
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (398), Canada (202)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,145
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,527
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,519
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,401
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 946
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 931
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
Lizz Winstead - The Hunt for Jesus
If you find baby Jesus, you get to put it in the manger scene.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), religion (776), parents (525)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 949
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,527
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), money (865), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 762
Paul Kozlowski - No Breakfast
Paul's mother turns into a dolphin.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 177
Louis C.K. - King of Pants
If you have $3 billion, you should spend it all in one day to make a tremendous impact.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), money (865), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,726
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,519
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), TV (543)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 530
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), food (804), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 281
Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), advertising (289)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 654
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
