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Jake Johannsen

Here's the breakdown: Start with a subtle and intelligent comedy style, add four cups of convoluted stories, lightly stir with bizarre observations and add a pinch of dementia for Johannsen Strudel.

One of the finest and more cerebral comics around, Jake is a regular on David Letterman with over twenty appearances and he has been on "The Tonight Show" more than ten times. His HBO special "This'll Take About An Hour" was critically acclaimed and earned Jake an Ace Award nomination for Best Writing in an Entertainment Special.

So come on down for a heavy dose of Johannsen Strudel. With a name like Johannsen you KNOW this guy can make some serious strudel.
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Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,477

Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration

Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (388), Canada (199)

Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,108

Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort

Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), mental health (219)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,452

Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special

By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Two Drink Minimum (293), Christmas (260)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,431

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (710), TV (536)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,411

Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber

Jake wants a real invisible plane.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,388

Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers

Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 938

Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut

Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 917

Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader

It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1269), religion (770)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 838

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Jake Johannsen: Open Cabs

Some cabs, you get in, and they have no kind of protection, security, at all. I guess they give those to the guys who show up late: 'Maybe a couple...

Posted: 05/25/1993

Jake Johannsen: NYC Street Vendors

You gotta be a special kind of hungry to put something in your mouth that you get from a stranger on the streets of Manhattan, especially in Times...

Posted: 05/23/1993

Jake Johannsen: Getting a Physical

I'd like to think that if I'm gonna drop dead in the next couple of weeks, you could tell just by looking at me. Apparently, that's the whole idea...

Posted: 05/26/1993

Jake Johannsen: Cult Leader

I never wanted my own cult until I found out about all the perks. Evidently, if you're the cult leader, you can have sex with any of the cult...

Posted: 05/26/1993

Jake Johannsen: Drinking on Airplanes

Two good things about drinking on the airplane are -- you don't have to drive and, no matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out.

Posted: 05/18/1993

Jake Johannsen: Debating Gays in the Military

I can't understand that they're debating on whether or not to allow gays in the military. Surprise -- they're already in the military. I mean, why...

Posted: 05/20/1993

Jake Johannsen: Watergate Hotel

A while back, I went down to Washington, D.C., and they put me up in the Watergate Hotel... It's just like a normal hotel -- nice, you know. I...

Posted: 05/19/1993

Jake Johannsen: Getting a Colonic

She says, 'Don't worry. You will be cleansed physically, mentally and emotionally by this procedure.' Which I thought was pretty grandiose talk for...

Posted: 05/17/1993

Eric Porter: Single Bass Player

What do you call a bass player that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

Posted: 05/26/1993

Jake Johannsen: Baseball Games and New York City

I've noticed that the street food in New York is very similar -- you know with the hot dogs and pretzels -- to the food that you get at the...

Posted: 05/26/1993

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