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Jackie Kashian has been a national touring comic for over 10 years. She has appeared on NBC, VH1, and A&E (Comedy on the Road - back in the 1700's). She has performed at prestigious comedy festivals around the country including: the HBO Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Bumbershoot Arts Festival and the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal. Most of Jackie's credits on the television are for stand-up, but she can act. Sure, she's only done one TV show (an airport cop who busted Jim Dial with a big bag of pot on Murphy Brown), but she takes classes and stuff so as to be prepared.

In 1985, Jackie got drunk and heckled Sam Kinison in Madison, Wisconsin. She was told, with some sarcasm, by management, that open mike night was on Sundays. A charming fairytale so begun, has not, as first feared, lead to jailtime.

Jackie's standup is a mixture of story telling and sharp commentary which most people relate to which is tragically funny since she is the youngest of six children, and was raised by wolves. Wolves that meant well and did their best.

Jackie also has a trilogy of solo shows. "Salesmen and Thieves" was well received in 2001 in LA and New York. She has also put up "How Did I Get So Feminine?" and "It's a Terrible Burden Being Right."

Jackie enjoys video games, go-carts and other traditionally tiny-child activities in an ongoing attempt to block out reality. Also; wicker gives her the creeps. Now you know too much. You will be silenced.
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Jackie Kashian - Video Games

The news hates video games, so the news can bite it.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 14,145

Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE

This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,682

Jackie Kashian - Massage on Venice Beach

You can get touched, but it's not exactly a massage.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,307

Jackie Kashian - Selling Crap

Comedians sell a lot of crap after their shows.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,129

Jackie Kashian - Kids Today

When did Kick the Can become Kick the Can to the Recycling Bin?

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Posted: 07/03/98
Views: 952

Jackie Kashian - War Reenactment Guys

No girls allowed unless you want to be a pioneer prostitute.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 836

Jackie Kashian - Chad

Chad went to the county courthouse to legally change his name to his Dungeons & Dragons name.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 707

Jackie Kashian - Salesman Father

It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 633

Jackie Kashian - Too Nice

People in L.A. can be extra-free creepy-nice.

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Posted: 07/03/98
Views: 597

Jackie Kashian - Parade Rainers

You are allowed to be excited when you see a celebrity, and no one should tell you otherwise.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 448

Jackie Kashian: Of Course You'll Want Cake

I was at my first Hollywood party, trying to fit in, trying not to sweat. And this woman who I just met comes up to me and says, 'Hey, Jackie,...

Posted: 02/27/2003

Jackie Kashian: Afraid of Los Angeles

I moved from Minnesota to Los Angeles, and it was very scary to move to Los Angeles 'cause I thought that everyone would be mean. I thought there...

Posted: 02/27/2003

Jackie Kashian: Stolen Tape Deck

Somebody stole the tape deck out of my hunk of junk car. Somebody broke the passenger side window and stole the tape deck out of my vehicle. Here's...

Posted: 02/27/2003

Jackie Kashian: Bin Laden in Nebraska

I have a theory that Osama bin Laden is hiding in North Platte, Nebraska, and that we should bomb it just in case. If I am wrong, what have we lost?

Posted: 02/27/2003

Jackie Kashian: Funny Parents

I love my parents. They are very, very funny people. I come by this very honestly. They're not nice people; they're funny. They make up for it with...

Posted: 02/27/2003

Jackie Kashian: Selling Candy for Little League

I went to all the houses in the neighborhood, Dad, except for the houses that said, "No soliciting" 'cause the coach said you're not supposed to go...

Posted: 02/27/2003

Jackie Kashian: Aluminum Siding

My father sells aluminum siding, and the triumph of my father's aluminum siding career is that there is a brick house in South Milwaukee,...

Posted: 02/27/2003

Jackie Kashian: Father's Advice

He's got all kinds of advice about show biz. He says, 'It's just like sales. You gotta make your opportunities. You gotta take your opportunities....

Posted: 02/27/2003

Jackie Kashian: Dungeons & Dragons Master Name

There's a guy I went to college with who legally changed his name to his Dungeons & Dragons' dude master name... He went down to the county...

Posted: 02/27/2003

Jackie Kashian: Video Games

It's true that there are plenty of video games tiny children should not play. I am a grown up lady, and I need to shoot sh*t.

Posted: 02/27/2003