Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Just be thankful you didn't get the heroin table.
Kind of hard to be cool with your friends once you were tinkling.
Do you think shaving cream really softens your beard? Or is it just so you don't lose your place?
They always have signs in the restaurant bathrooms: 'Employees Must Wash Hands Before Leaving Restroom.' Apparently, patrons can pee all over...