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Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers

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Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.

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Views: 291

Posted: 02/24/1992

Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers

Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.

Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (596), food (494)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 291

Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38

By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.

Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (596), health (519)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 260

Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes

A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.

Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (596), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 234

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Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome

Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 279

Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping

Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.

Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (493), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,453

J. Anthony Brown - Grocery Store

J. Anthony laughs when he sees people paying for the five-cent candy.

Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), kids (596), food (494)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 365

Susan Norfleet - LensCrafters

Convenience is the important thing in healthcare.

Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), health (519), food (494)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 83

Mark Schiff - Supermarket

Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (519), food (494)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 143

Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter

It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), dating (611), kids (596)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,685

D.C. Curry - Child Pressure

You don't owe your kids a damn thing.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1779), kids (596)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 1,090

Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children

Sandra introduces her adopted children.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), kids (596), The A-List (490)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,307

Robert Kelly - Being Fat

Buying clothes sucks when you're fat.

Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), weight/obesity (219)

Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,163

Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves

The president makes the call.

Tags: Mark Roberts (5), kids (596), family (550)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 363


Grocery Store Tantrums

A man in the grocery store notices a woman with a three-year-old girl in her cart. As they pass the cookie section, the little girl screams for...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Happy Cole: Helping a Single Mom

You ever been in a store before and see a mom -- she got like five or six kids, and she can't control any of the kids. Kids just running around...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Arj Barker: No Razors in Halloween Candy

There's no razor in candy. If for no other reason, it doesn't make financial sense. It's not fiscally prudent. How much does a piece of candy cost...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Wanda Sykes: Nephews

I have nephews. They love spending time with us. T they love it because we let them do whatever they want to do -- they're not our kids, we don't...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Cory Kahaney: Handling Halloween

Halloween is pay day, folks. A lot of parents are strange; they say, 'Ration the candy.' I say, 'Let them eat as much as they want -- they throw...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Joey Kola: Six-Year-Old Son

He wakes up, and he wants a cookie for breakfast. He knows she's going to say no. So, he comes to me at six o'clock in the morning. You're an...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Arj Barker: Have Fun Trick-or-Treating, Son

You're finally old enough to go trick or treating by yourself, and then they gotta give you that talk. 'Alright, son, just go door to door and get...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Dana Gould: Hungry Daughter

My daughter will say she's hungry, and I'm like, 'Buddy, you're just bored. Do you understand? And you're already starting a pattern of satisfying...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper

I like to buy a four-pack of toilet paper every time I shop, just so I can ask the clerk this judgment question: 'Would you say I got the right...

Posted: 11/02/2008

Vanessa Hollingshead: Shopping for a Little Black Dress

You ever go shopping for a really cute, little, sexy black dress -- and you come home with an extra-large pepperoni pizza?

Posted: 10/30/2008

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