An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are
in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven, and the doctor...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A deaf man, a blind man and a disabled man heard a rumor that
God came down to a mountaintop to solve people's problems. They all went to find out...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Q: Why can't skeletons play music in church?
A: Because
they've got no organs.
Posted: 10/30/2008
My cervix is like God to me -- I don't have to see it to
believe it exists.
Posted: 11/03/2008
An old man and his daughter go to the doctor for his monthly
checkup. During examination, the doctor asks how his nightly incontinence is.
...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I was out last Sunday -- I didn't see any signs, nobody to ask,
so I lit a cigarette. This woman lost all control of her bodily functions. 'Put it...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I had to go to my nephew's bris. If you don't know what a bris
is, I'll explain it to you. It's when a little boy gets circumcised and all the...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
God she...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher,
goes to visit him.
The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to...
Posted: 12/01/2008
We sick people need our medicine, Tom. You ever had a yeast
infection? F**k you.
Posted: 10/30/2008