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Jack Coen

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Jack Coen - Discipline

Time outs don't work in hockey.

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Posted: 09/04/99
Views: 1,962

Jack Coen - Spanking

Jack doesn't hit his children.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,823

Jack Coen: Operation

Shaving "down there"

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Posted: 09/04/99
Views: 1,394

Jack Coen - Breast Implants

Those breast implants are really lifelike.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,237

Jack Coen - Religion

Faith is a huge concept to grasp.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 792

Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky

Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 611

Jack Coen - Raising Kids

Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 508

Jack Coen - AIDS

The scariest thing about AIDS is getting it.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 508

Jack Coen - The Religious Angle

Jack Coen hopes that God grades on a curve.

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Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 451

Jack Coen - Turning 40

Jack just turned 40 this past year.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 442

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Jack Coen: Belief in God

Don't get me wrong, I believe in God. I just don't trust anybody who works for him.

Posted: 08/29/1997

Jack Coen: Turning 40

It was traumatic for me -- not as traumatic as turning gay.

Posted: 09/03/1999

Jack Coen: Less Fight

When I was 22, I'd be like, 'Shut up, man. I ain't gay. Shut up. I'll kill you, man. I'll kill you.' Now I'm like, 'Oh, you think I'm 37? Fine, I'm...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Jack Coen: The Old Days of Burial

Remember the old days? Grandma died -- you brought her in the backyard, and you buried her. Tract housing ruined that.

Posted: 09/03/1999

Jack Coen: Naked Woman in My Dreams

At night, when I'm dreaming and a naked woman approaches me in my dreams, I tell her I'm married. How sad is that? I can hear my subconscious...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Jack Coen: Truth Be Known

If the truth be known, I don't hit my children because I really don't think I could hit them a little.

Posted: 09/03/1999

Jack Coen: Preparing for a Vasectomy

I start shaving myself, and with every stroke, it's looking more and more pathetic down there, you know? It's like, 'Oh my God, I look like a...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Jack Coen: Don't Invite the Olympics

If I was in charge, I would not have the Olympics in our country anymore. Don't let the whole world come here and see our stuff. It just pisses...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Jack Coen: Not the Same for Bill Clinton

When I was younger, if a girlfriend was bothering a president, the CIA killed her.

Posted: 09/03/1999

Jack Coen: Empathizing With Monica Lewinsky

When I was 23, if the president was hitting on me, I'd f**k him, too.

Posted: 09/03/1999

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