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Howard Kremer

Howard Kremer has performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Comedy Central's Premium Blend as well as at the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, the Montreal Comedy Festival, as part of the Comedians of Comedy and at top comedy clubs around the world. He just performed at the Coachella Festival in April, 2007, and his half-hour comedy special aired on Comedy Central on April 6th.

As Dragon Boy Suede, he performs and records filthy, funny, infectious rap. They say the average man thinks about sex once every six seconds...these rhymes will hold them over for the other five.

As Dragon Boy Suede, he performs and records filthy, funny, infectious rap. They say the average man thinks about sex once every six seconds...these rhymes will hold them over for the other five. [LESS]

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Howard Kremer - Buy You Clothes

We won't stop until you pop in every outfit in the shop.

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He heals with his steel.

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Howard Kremer - I Heal With My Steal

Dragon Boy Suede saves lives with his steal.

Tags: Howard Kremer (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 1,872

Howard Kremer - How to Kidnap a Midget

Get a hot slice of pizza and put it in the trunk of your car.

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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,403

Howard Kremer - When I Can Summon Wolves

Wolves to the front. Wolves to the back. Wolves circulating, waiting to attack.

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Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 1,352

Howard Kremer - Sneezing

If sneezing wasn't natural, guys would try to sell you Sneeze on the street.

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Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 1,117

Howard Kremer - Matisyahu

Everybody thinks they can rap thanks to Matisyahu.

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Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 940

Howard Kremer - Buy You Clothes, Do You in Them, Take Them Back

It's kind of wrong, but technically, it's not a crime.

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Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 937

Howard Kremer - Letters to Celebrities

Howard reads letters he's written to celebrities.

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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 420

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Howard Kremer: Pamela Anderson Riddle

Dear Pamela Anderson, guess what two things are never on when I watch you on television: the volume to the TV and my pants.

Posted: 01/15/2004

Howard Kremer: Epileptic Fish

I recently bought a goldfish. It turns out it was epileptic. Weird thing is -- as long as I left it in the tank, it was fine; the second you took...

Posted: 04/05/2007

Howard Kremer: Having OCD

Everything's got to be even. Like, if I scratch this hand, I've got to scratch this hand. If I tie that shoe, I've got to tie that shoe. If a...

Posted: 04/05/2007

Howard Kremer: Rap and Country Bragging

Some rap and some country is just people with no schooling talking about exactly what happened to them that day. That's all it is. In country, it's...

Posted: 04/05/2007

Howard Kremer: Book on Adoption

I wrote a book recently. It's for kids whose parents put them up for adoption. It's called 'They're Just Not That Into You.'

Posted: 04/05/2007

Howard Kremer: Wedding Colors

My sister got married recently. She got married. It was great, but the entire bridal party was dressed in brown. It looked more like a shift...

Posted: 04/05/2007

Howard Kremer: Midgets Love Pizza

We all know that midgets love pizza. That's what makes them so easy to kidnap. Here's what you do: you get a hot slice of pizza; you put it in the...

Posted: 04/05/2007

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