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Harris Stanton

Harris is a former major league baseball draft pick who decided on a career in comedy instead. Originally from South Carolina, now living in Brooklyn, Harris jokes about aggressive New Yorkers, scary bodegas, and working security with only a flashlight and a pencil ("what am I supposed to do, sketch a weapon?").

Harris has been featured on BET's Comic View and has appeared over 15 times as a sketch character on Saturday Night Live. Harris recently toured the country opening for Saturday Night Live's Tracey Morgan, and he performs in clubs and colleges across the country, including Carolines on Broadway, Stand-Up New York, The Improv, and M.I.T.
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Harris Stanton - Camera Mom

Harris has a "camera mom."

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Posted: 01/20/06
Views: 1,426

Harris Stanton - Minimum Wage

Harris Stanton knows what it's like to work for minimum wage.

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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 328

Harris Stanton - Working Security

A security guard is a paid witness.

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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 292

Harris Stanton: Camera Mom

My mom is a major pain in the ass. Let me explain -- my mom is a 'camera mom.' Everybody's got that one person in their family, but it ain't their...

Posted: 01/19/2006

Harris Stanton: Working Security

You work security and you ain't got no gun -- you're just a paid witness.

Posted: 01/19/2006

Harris Stanton: Where Tax Dollars Go

You know where they do send your taxes? They give it to prisons, so prisoners can have weights to lift. You believe that? We've got muggers and...

Posted: 01/19/2006