Jokes
Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.
Filed under: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)
Views: 1,076
Posted: 06/23/2005
Harland Williams - Jack Nicholson in Spanish
Harland Williams does an impression of a Spanish Jack Nicholson.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), Premium Blend (749), gay/homosexual (259)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 3,772
Harland Williams - Church
Those priests sure do love to talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), TV (367), music (348)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,267
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,108
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,813
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,449
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,155
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), TV (367)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,092
Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude
Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,076
Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map
It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), America (143), education (92)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 976
Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe
Harland loves to barbecue.
Tags: Harland Williams (34), Premium Blend (749), food (494)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 782
Corey Holcomb - Breaking Up
Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 761
Tom Cotter - Florida
Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 857
Paul Gilmartin - The Truth About Kids
Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 256
Carol Leifer - Bad Breath
You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,610
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,860
Jim Gaffigan - Lazy for No Reason
You ever have one thing to do all day, but you just can't get yourself to do it?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (31), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 9,588
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), animals (400)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 2,060
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 450
Gary Valentine - Spiders
What does a spider do all day?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1779), animals (400)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 2,784
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,028
