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Harland Williams - Drive-Thru(2:02)
Harland Williams
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804), technology (348), driving (296), insults (102), alternative (101), fast food (61), dirty (56), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 2670

Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals(4:14)
Harland Williams
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804), animals (791), violence (304), potty humor (124), homeless (81), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 2433

Harland Williams - Flamingos(1:06)
Harland Williams
If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791), TV (543), rants (130), Harland Williams (35), Discovery Channel (32)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 375

Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over(2:47)
Harland Williams
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651), TV (543), terrorism (439), impressions (304), driving (296), flying (181), laws (172), security (137), police business (105), Harland Williams (35), Chewbacca (6)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 1438

Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery(1:27)
Harland Williams
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283), health (976), lookin' good (369), audience interaction (303), Harland Williams (35), plastic surgery (24)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 1457

Harland Williams - Tanning(1:49)
Harland Williams
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283), health (976), lookin' good (369), audience interaction (303), alternative (101), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 462

Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog(1:00)
Harland Williams
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791), audience interaction (303), dogs (156), pets (57), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 716

Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges(1:03)
Harland Williams
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865), animals (791), technology (348), shopping (197), alternative (101), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 2271

Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese(0:54)
Harland Williams
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814), imitations (772), Harland Williams (35), Chinese (23)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 848

Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard(1:33)
Harland Williams
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398), audience interaction (303), shopping (197), potty humor (124), penises (117), gross-out (89), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 306

Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude(1:20)
Harland Williams
Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334), potty humor (124), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 06/23/2005
Views: 1964

Harland Williams - Interview(1:03)
Harland Williams
Harland describes his act as the face of a bulldog meeting a ceiling fan.
Videos Tagged: interview (2828), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 06/20/2005
Views: 5869

Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe(0:39)
Harland Williams
Harland loves to barbecue.
Videos Tagged: food (804), Premium Blend (750), weather (130), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 02/08/2001
Views: 1025

Harland Williams - Everybody Farts(1:29)
Harland Williams
Harland unifies the audience with a poem.
Videos Tagged: ethnic (814), food (804), Premium Blend (750), potty humor (124), non sequiturs (38), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 02/01/2001
Views: 360

Harland Williams - Disclaimer(1:44)
Harland Williams
Premium Blend is not a gasoline.
Videos Tagged: health (976), food (804), Premium Blend (750), music (727), TV (543), songs (299), Harland Williams (35), performance artists (28)

Posted: 01/25/2001
Views: 123

Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery(0:44)
Harland Williams
Harland finally had cosmetic surgery.
Videos Tagged: Premium Blend (750), lookin' good (369), self-deprecating (211), Harland Williams (35), plastic surgery (24)

Posted: 01/18/2001
Views: 1961

Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now(3:02)
Harland Williams
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
Videos Tagged: health (976), Premium Blend (750), technology (348), impressions (304), audience interaction (303), pop culture (293), news & politics (229), Star Wars (88), Harland Williams (35), Chewbacca (6)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 920

Harland Williams - Tattoos(1:33)
Harland Williams
Harlan's 67-year-old dad got a tattoo.
Videos Tagged: Premium Blend (750), family (667), lookin' good (369), audience interaction (303), senior citizens (77), Harland Williams (35), improv (24), tattoos (21)

Posted: 01/11/2001
Views: 151

Harland Williams - Flies(2:00)
Harland Williams
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
Videos Tagged: food (804), animals (791), Premium Blend (750), death (318), potty humor (124), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 01/07/2001
Views: 683

Harland Williams - Jack Nicholson in Spanish(0:57)
Harland Williams
Harland Williams does an impression of a Spanish Jack Nicholson.
Videos Tagged: Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (633), impressions (304), audience interaction (303), Spanish (42), Harland Williams (35), Jack Nicholson (8), The Shining (2)

Posted: 01/07/2001
Views: 4669

Harland Williams - Donut Owl(0:43)
Harland Williams
The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.
Videos Tagged: food (804), animals (791), Premium Blend (750), sleep (105), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 12/31/2000
Views: 785

Harland Williams - A Joke in the Future(2:03)
Harland Williams
Harland Williams is a comedian of the future.
Videos Tagged: health (976), Premium Blend (750), TV (543), future (85), Star Trek (41), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 12/24/2000
Views: 552

Harland Williams - Parent Sex(1:07)
Harland Williams
Harland couldn't get to sleep last night.
Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), animals (791), Premium Blend (750), parents (525), sleep (105), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 12/17/2000
Views: 777

Harland Williams - Ass-Face(1:02)
Harland Williams
Cosmetic surgery has it's ups and downs.
Videos Tagged: Premium Blend (750), storyteller (263), Harland Williams (35), trends (27), zingers (11)

Posted: 12/10/2000
Views: 410

Harland Williams - Customs(0:27)
Harland Williams
Harland Williams likes to have fun when going through customs.
Videos Tagged: Premium Blend (750), impressions (304), pop culture (293), news & politics (229), Star Wars (88), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 12/10/2000
Views: 784

Harland Williams - Sick Animals(1:01)
Harland Williams
Harland Williams feels bad for his sick dog.
Videos Tagged: animals (791), Premium Blend (750), impressions (304), audience interaction (303), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 12/03/2000
Views: 793

Harland Williams - JFK is a Wookie(0:55)
Harland Williams
Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.
Videos Tagged: America (446), impressions (304), pop culture (293), news & politics (229), Pulp Comics (88), Star Wars (88), Harland Williams (35), conspiracies (33), John F. Kennedy Jr. (12)

Posted: 02/21/2000
Views: 691

Harland Williams - The Government Doesn't Want You To Know(1:02)
Harland Williams
The government won't tell us where baby powder comes from.
Videos Tagged: animals (791), government (230), news & politics (229), Pulp Comics (88), Harland Williams (35), conspiracies (33)

Posted: 02/21/2000
Views: 442

Harland Williams - Door Open Button(0:41)
Harland Williams
Everyone's pretended to push the elevator's door open button.
Videos Tagged: observational (334), Pulp Comics (88), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 02/21/2000
Views: 550

Harland Williams - Bags of Manure(0:32)
Harland Williams
There are cheaper ways to get manure.
Videos Tagged: family (667), friends (312), government (230), news & politics (229), potty humor (124), Pulp Comics (88), Harland Williams (35), conspiracies (33)

Posted: 02/21/2000
Views: 332

Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map(1:01)
Harland Williams
It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.
Videos Tagged: America (446), history (293), education (245), Pulp Comics (88), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 02/21/2000
Views: 1234

Harland Williams - Pillsbury Doughboy(1:15)
Harland Williams
Doesn't the Pillsbury Doughboy get off on anything other than baked goods?
Videos Tagged: sex (1283), food (804), TV (543), impressions (304), advertising (289), Pulp Comics (88), Harland Williams (35), conspiracies (33)

Posted: 02/21/2000
Views: 162

Harland Williams - More Government Secrets(1:29)
Harland Williams
Wrinkle cream doesn't work.
Videos Tagged: food (804), government (230), news & politics (229), shopping (197), Pulp Comics (88), Harland Williams (35), conspiracies (33)

Posted: 02/21/2000
Views: 413

Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag(1:22)
Harland Williams
Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.
Videos Tagged: food (804), driving (296), potty humor (124), Pulp Comics (88), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 02/21/2000
Views: 671

Harland Williams - Church(1:18)
Harland Williams
Those priests sure do love to talk.
Videos Tagged: religion (776), music (727), TV (543), pop culture (293), Pulp Comics (88), Harland Williams (35)

Posted: 02/21/2000
Views: 2853

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