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Harland Williams

Actor and Comedian, Harland Williams, makes his home in Hollywood, California. It's easy to see why this versatile performer is quite literally a Hollywood chameleon.

Who can forget his memorable role as the pee-drinking cop in "Dumb and Dumber"? The loveable horse killing stoner, Kenny, in "Half Baked". The hitchhiking serial killer in "There's Something About Mary". The silent motorcycle stud, Slater, in "Superstar", The goofball astronaut, or Roberta, the ugliest red head in the world in "Sorority Boys".

Williams other film credits include, "The Whole Nine Yards", Disney's "Mister Headmistress", Tom Green's "Freddy Got Fingered", 'E' televisions, "Becoming Dick", and the soon to be released "Because of Winn Dixie and Robots".

Williams is also seen regularly on Late Night with David Letterman, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, as well as Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

Williams has also done solo STAND UP COMEDY SPECIALS for HBO, Comedy Central, CTV, and CBC. Other television credits include his own sitcom "Simon", for the WB, as well as a co-starring role on The Geena Davis Show".

Williams has also supplied voices for the animated series "Gary and Mike" on Comedy Central. "Ned's Newt", a Saturday morning kid's cartoon, and several other guest voices on various other animated shows.

Williams is also an accomplished author and illustrator of his own series of children's books, involving a little brontosaurus... [MORE]
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Harland Williams - Jack Nicholson in Spanish

Harland Williams does an impression of a Spanish Jack Nicholson.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Premium Blend (749), gay/homosexual (259)

Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 3,772

Harland Williams - Church

Those priests sure do love to talk.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), TV (367), music (348)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,267

Harland Williams - Drive-Thru

What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,108

Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges

Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,811

Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals

It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,449

Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery

If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,155

Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over

Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), TV (367)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,092

Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude

Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Comedy Central Presents (1779), observational (286)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,076

Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map

It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), America (143), education (92)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 976

Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe

Harland loves to barbecue.

Tags: Harland Williams (34), Premium Blend (749), food (494)

Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 782

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Harland Williams: No Vehicle, No Service

Did you ever notice at the drive-thru they always got that little sign: 'No vehicle, no service'? So this is what I did: I bought myself a Wonder...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: Stuffing the Mattress

Did you ever stuff your mattress full of Rice Krispies and then piss the bed? Snap, crackle, pop -- all night long.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: Tormenting Flies

I had a fly in my house last week. This is what I did: I caught him, pulled all his legs off. Little bastard can't land. He's been airborne for...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: Scarecrows

We hate crows, don't we? We hate them so much we invented scarecrows. Scarecrows don't scare crows. They attract homeless people. Think about it:...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: Coyotes

Some animals are smart in the way they get you. How about the coyote? Here's how the coyotes kill you: what they do is they paint a target in the...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: The al Qaedas Are Coming

Have you heard the word, friends? The al Qaedas are coming to get us. Every time you turn on the TV, there they are swinging on the monkey bars in...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: Terror Alert

I'm terrified. Every week, it's a new terror alert. It's orange. It's green. It's yellow. Last week, it was like cranberry-cinnamon-butterscotch...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: Tanning Booth

I went to the tanning salon a couple of weeks ago, this place called Tantastic. I had never been in my life. I didn't know how the whole tanning...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: Laser Jet Printer

I went and bought one of these laser jet printers a while back: $99 bucks for a brand new laser jet printer. What a steal, I thought -- $99 bucks...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Harland Williams: Speaking Chinese

I'm over in Chinatown, everyone's speaking Chinese. What a beautiful language that is. The rhythm, the cadence -- it's like a song. I'm standing in...

Posted: 10/30/2008

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