George W. says he reads the Bible every day. He's 56 years old
-- finish the book.
Posted: 07/31/2003
You realize in this country it costs 70 cents a minute to
sponsor a starving person, and it costs $2.99 a minute to talk dirty to somebody? One...
Posted: 07/31/2003
They were interviewing some guy from North Dakota. He goes, 'It
can happen here.' No, it can't. You have to build a civilization first.
Posted: 07/31/2003
When I was a little kid, my parents told me straight out,
'There's no such thing as Santa Claus. You see a fat man in a red suit coming down that...
Posted: 07/31/2003
What does a Japanese tourist think when he sees a big Barney
floating down Sixth Avenue? It's gotta be unsettling for the poor guy.
Posted: 07/31/2003
Their holy holiday is Ramadan. It's a month-long holiday where
you can't drink, can't eat, can't smoke, can't have sex until sundown for 28 days....
Posted: 07/31/2003
These are sexually frustrated people. You want to liberate
these people? We shouldn't be dropping bombs on these people -- we should be dropping...
Posted: 07/31/2003
The number two cause of death among teenagers in America today
are guns. You know the number one cause of death? Not having a gun.
Posted: 07/31/2003
It is the little things in life that are important: a good
meal, fresh-fallen snow, the look on a child's face just before you hit him....
Posted: 07/31/2003
How do you catch criminals without guns? 'All right, we've got
the place surrounded. Red rover, red rover, send the bad guy over.'
Posted: 07/31/2003