America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.
Filed under: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Views: 922
Posted: 06/18/1999
Greg Proops - Mexican Food
Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 879
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 838
Greg Proops - Other Countries
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 807
Greg Proops - Animals
If a cow could eat you, it would.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 650
Greg Proops - Thanksgiving
Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 592
Greg Proops - Other Countries
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 807
Scott Thompson - Passing
Canadians pass until they have to use "out," "about" or "sorry," then the jig is up.
Tags: Scott Thompson (10), ethnic (814), America (446)
Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 369
Damon Wayans - Special Species
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 2,647
Christopher Titus - British Security
British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), America (446)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 4,218
Warren Thomas - Prison
Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 598
Dwayne Kennedy - Terrorism
Terrorism is relative.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,100
Louis Ramey - Defense Spending
The South will protect America from Castro.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 505
Pablo Francisco - R&B
Pablo Francisco constructs an R&B song.
Tags: Pablo Francisco (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 8,213
Elvira Kurt - Lesbian
If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,272
Shang Forbes - Stereotypes
The way we're messing with the ozone, soon all white people are going to be black.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 162
