Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
Filed under: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Views: 843
Posted: 06/18/1999
Greg Proops - White People
America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 901
Greg Proops - Other Countries
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 790
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 774
Greg Proops - Animals
If a cow could eat you, it would.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 623
Greg Proops - Thanksgiving
Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 543
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 774
Greg Proops - Animals
If a cow could eat you, it would.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 623
Jo Koy - Los Angeles
Los Angelinos are quite phony.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 6,322
Jackie Guerra - Family
Everything Jackie's brother says is in the form of a question.
Tags: Jackie Guerra (1), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 410
Greg Proops - Thanksgiving
Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 543
Gene Pompa - Mexican Americans
Don't call Mexicans white or brown -- they're taupe.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 793
Jim Gaffigan - Bottled Water
This is good -- this is more watery than water.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 8,829
Freddy Soto - Afraid of Adjectives
Politically correct people say they're part of the human race.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 1,765
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,200
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,361
