If a cow could eat you, it would.
Filed under: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Views: 649
Posted: 06/18/1999
Greg Proops - White People
America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 922
Greg Proops - Mexican Food
Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 878
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 835
Greg Proops - Other Countries
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 807
Greg Proops - Thanksgiving
Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 591
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 835
Greg Proops - Thanksgiving
Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 590
Greg Proops - Mexican Food
Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 878
Tony Woods - Africa
Anybody would be scared by eight naked pygmies.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,310
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,492
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,328
Nick Swardson - Funeral
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 8,056
Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 2,228
Greer Barnes - Marijuana
Alcohol makes you more violent than marijuana.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), imitations (772), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 5,441
Cory Miller - Medieval Times
Comedy was even harder then.
Tags: Cory Miller (1), sex (1283), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 509
