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Greg Proops

Best known for his appearances on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Greg is also a regular on the long running British version of WLIIA. Mr. Proops' other television appearances include The Drew Carey Show, The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Just Shoot Me, Talk Soup, Politically Incorrect, The Wayne Brady Show and Hollywood Squares.

In animation, Greg was the mad scientist on Pam Anderson's Stripperella as well as the articulate worm, Gommi in the animated feature Kaena the Prophecy starring Kirsten Dunst. Greg portrayed Fode, one half of the Pod Race Announcer in the hit motion picture Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and all the subsequent video games.

Greg appeared on the game shows The Weakest Link, Ben Stein's Money and Rock n' Roll Jeopardy. He performs stand-up all over the world, having toured the UK four times, sold out Edinburgh Fringe Festival seven years running and has kicked it live in Montreal, Aspen, Ireland, Paris, Norway and the United Arab Emirates.
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Greg Proops - White People

America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.

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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 899

Greg Proops - Mexican Food

Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.

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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 838

Greg Proops - Other Countries

Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.

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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 787

Greg Proops - Different Places

People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.

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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 764

Greg Proops - Animals

If a cow could eat you, it would.

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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 622

Greg Proops - Thanksgiving

Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.

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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 543

Greg Proops: Smoking Ban

You're in a bar -- grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the...

Posted: 06/18/1999

Greg Proops: Best-Looking Person in England

I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that....

Posted: 06/18/1999

Greg Proops: Smoking in Los Angeles

You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in...

Posted: 06/18/1999

Greg Proops: Animal Functions

Animals have two vital functions in today's society: to be delicious and to fit well.

Posted: 06/18/1999

Greg Proops: Never Advocate Dope

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.

Posted: 06/18/1999

Greg Proops: Australia

I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to...

Posted: 06/18/1999

Greg Proops: Who Is From This Country?

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

Posted: 06/18/1999

Greg Proops: White People in Isolation

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be? Riverdance.

Posted: 06/18/1999

Greg Proops: A White World

If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can...

Posted: 06/18/1999