You're in a bar -- grow up. You're drinking poison. You're
trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the...
Posted: 06/18/1999
I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to
a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that....
Posted: 06/18/1999
You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly
ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in...
Posted: 06/18/1999
Animals have two vital functions in today's society: to be
delicious and to fit well.
Posted: 06/18/1999
I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm
not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.
Posted: 06/18/1999
I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no
rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to...
Posted: 06/18/1999
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country?
Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
Posted: 06/18/1999
You leave white people alone in constant isolation for
thousands of years, you know what their musical contribution is going to be? Riverdance.
Posted: 06/18/1999
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience
the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can...
Posted: 06/18/1999