There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the
first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the gramdmother says, "Sit here...
Posted: 10/30/2008
How much calcium is in a woman's breast?
Enough to make a
bone eight inches long.
Posted: 10/30/2008
A women came home one day with a mirror and told her husband it
was magic. Her husband told her to prove it.
She said watch, ''Mirror, mirror...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A business man is trying to find a potental wife. So he finds
three business oriented ladies and tells them he'll will give them each five thousand...
Posted: 10/30/2008
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local
fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going
to visit the nude beaches while they were there.
They didn't want the son to get...
Posted: 10/30/2008
There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his wedding day.
The guy at the plate hits the ball, and it nails Joe righ in the genitals. His...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Two guys are sitting next to each other on an
airplane.
"The MOST embarrassing thing happened to me as I was getting my tickets. The teller had...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Q: What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?
A:
Nice tits!
Posted: 10/30/2008
There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked
dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits...
Posted: 10/30/2008