This one homeless guy came up to me the other day, and he was
asking me for money. I was about to give it to him, and then I thought, 'He's just...
Posted: 10/30/2008
You got a cop under five feet tall, what if he's gotta plant
evidence on a high shelf? What then? What if he's gotta chase a suspect onto a ride at...
Posted: 10/30/2008
It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the
rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Edible underwear? Even during sex, we can't stop eating.
Posted: 10/30/2008
There was this guy recently who sued his landlord because he
said scalding water from the shower burned his genitals. That's a hell of a way to...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I read recently that 50% of American adults don't know who
Madeleine Albright is. Can you believe that? She was so good on 'Murder, She Wrote.'
Posted: 10/30/2008
I'm just glad the little guy's getting work. There hasn't been
a Mexican actor getting that much TV time since Erik Estrada landed on 'CHiPs.'
Posted: 10/30/2008
People come to this country from all over the world to pursue
their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.
Posted: 10/30/2008
I used to think about Cindy Crawford; now, I think about
leaving dishes in the sink overnight without a war breaking out.
Posted: 10/30/2008
You're sitting there with your kid -- you haven't even
explained sex yet, now you've got to jump right to the genital herpes.
Posted: 10/30/2008