A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
Accidents
in the backseat can cause children.
Posted: 12/01/2008
Once that baby hits, you go from being lovers to teammates.
It's like, 'Feed her. Pass her. Burp her. Pass her. Clean her. Pass her. Diaper. Pass...
Posted: 11/03/2008
I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is
how do we raise the baby? Because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best
friend.
They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon.
Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there.
The newlyweds call the...
Posted: 12/01/2008
A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and
a shoe shine."
The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge...
Posted: 12/01/2008
A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their
first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first made...
Posted: 12/01/2008
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds
a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.
Furious, she...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Dave's wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she
takes him to a local strip club for his birthday.
The doorman at the club...
Posted: 12/01/2008