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Greg Fitzsimmons

One of the premier young comedians in the business, Greg recently won the Jury Award for best stand-up comedian at the prestigious "Aspen Comedy Festival". He has made guest appearances on Late Night with David Letterman/Conan O'Brien, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, as well as the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborne. He is a seasoned professional who has performed his own standup special on Comedy Central, the HBO Comedy Showcase and at dozens of Private or Corporate events over the last few years.

Although he started doing comedy while a senior at Boston University in 1990, it was not until 6 years later that Greg Fitzsimmons would begin to see his dreams come true.

In July of 1995, after years of performing in Boston, New York and throughout New England, Greg was invited to perform at the prestigious Just For Laughs: Montreal International Comedy Festival where he drew the attention of agents, managers, network executives and the booker at "Late Show with David Letterman."

In January of 1996, Greg made his debut on "Late Show With David Letterman", followed by a two-season deal with USA Network to create his own segment called "Stereotypically Fitzsimmons" and "Temporarily Fitzsimmons" for the program "USA Live". In September of '96, Greg made his debut on "The Rosie O'Donnell Show" and was featured on the "HBO Comedy Showcase" hosted by Louie Anderson in October. In December of 96, Greg became a regular Prime Time face as host of MTV's "Idiot... [MORE]
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Greg Fitzsimmons - Herpes

Herpes is real.

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Posted: 10/14/06
Views: 9,449

Greg Fitzsimmons - Interview

Greg talks about his family comedy.

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Greg Fitzsimmons - Letter

Greg gets a letter from a principal.

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Posted: 10/14/06
Views: 5,840

Greg Fitzsimmons - NYC Parades

If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,634

Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room

Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210

Greg Fitzsimmons - Iowa

Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa.

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Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,194

Greg Fitzsimmons - Mixed Faith

Greg brings his son to church.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,029

Greg Fitzsimmons - Long Term Relationships

Keep your relationship exciting.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)

Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 829

Greg Fitzsimmons - Cloneko's

In the future, only the skinny, beautiful people will get cloned.

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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 705

Greg Fitzsimmons: Irish Grandparents

Years after he was castrated in a horrible industrial accident, she continued having kids, just out of habit -- black kids, white kids, Chinese...

Posted: 11/28/1997

Greg Fitzsimmons: Love at 18

When you're 18, you meet somebody, and 15 seconds later, you're like, 'I love you... I love you! Is that your roommate? She's hot.'

Posted: 11/28/1997

Greg Fitzsimmons: New York Airport Safety Precautions

Last time I was out here was not too long after 9/11, and you could not drive a car to the airport at that time. That was one of the first safety...

Posted: 03/16/2006

Greg Fitzsimmons: On St. Patrick's Day

Same thing every year: up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls -- and then you leave the house.

Posted: 03/16/2006

Greg Fitzsimmons: On Same-Sex Marriage Protestors

If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.

Posted: 03/16/2006

Greg Fitzsimmons: Los Angeles Tap Water

They just tested the tap water in Los Angeles, and they found traces of estrogen and antidepressants in the tap water. So, it's nice to know that...

Posted: 03/16/2006

Greg Fitzsimmons: Wishing Well

We're at a wishing well one day. I'm with my son and I give him a penny, and I said, 'Owen, you take this penny, you throw it in the water, and you...

Posted: 03/16/2006

Greg Fitzsimmons: Hair at the Holes

I do have hair; the hair is just not everywhere. I realize it's really just at the holes: my nose, my ears, my butt. I'm like a tub: just sheer...

Posted: 03/16/2006

Greg Fitzsimmons: On Breastfeeding

She goes, 'No, this is really good for his immune system.' I said 'Two years? I think at this time, we can safely dunk him in a bucket of polio.'

Posted: 03/16/2006

Greg Fitzsimmons: Playing Craps

I just did some real gambling. I went to Las Vegas. I was playing craps because I had a lot of money and I needed to lose it very quickly.

Posted: 03/16/2006