These are the big breakthroughs in science and technology in
the last 10 years: we have Rogaine, Prozac, now we have Viagra. You get a sense for...
Posted: 12/28/1998
My friend goes, 'If you're going to use Rogaine, just put it
somewhere you're going to remember to use it everyday.' So I put it right next to my...
Posted: 12/28/1998
Thirty-two is weird because I'm not really young anymore, but
I'm not really old yet. I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my...
Posted: 12/28/1998
I called my grandmother yesterday. She picks up the phone, 'Oh
hello, dear, hold on a second, I just stepped out of the shower. Let me go put some...
Posted: 12/28/1998
My grandfather is from Ireland. His name is Florence McCarthy.
He moved to New York in 1920. They used to beat him up because his name was...
Posted: 12/28/1998
Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like
Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top -- nine degrees, he's sweatin'....
Posted: 12/28/1998
New York is a funny place. I was at the coffee shop last week,
and I'm paying the cashier for my cup of coffee, and the other girl got sprayed by...
Posted: 12/28/1998
When I was 18, I thought I was in love. First time -- you know
that magic feeling. So, I asked my father. I said, 'Dad is love real?' And he said,...
Posted: 12/28/1998
I've finally been able to trust and have intimacy with
somebody, which I've never been able to do. Like a lot of guys, I just have a hard time...
Posted: 12/28/1998
As a single couple, we are no longer able to hang around with
married couples 'cause they cannot be in our presence without getting very annoying....
Posted: 12/28/1998