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One of the premier young comedians in the business, Greg recently won the Jury Award for best stand-up comedian at the prestigious "Aspen Comedy Festival". He has made guest appearances on Late Night with David Letterman/Conan O'Brien, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, as well as the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborne. He is a seasoned professional who has performed his own standup special on Comedy Central, the HBO Comedy Showcase and at dozens of Private or Corporate events over the last few years.

Although he started doing comedy while a senior at Boston University in 1990, it was not until 6 years later that Greg Fitzsimmons would begin to see his dreams come true.

In July of 1995, after years of performing in Boston, New York and throughout New England, Greg was invited to perform at the prestigious Just For Laughs: Montreal International Comedy Festival where he drew the attention of agents, managers, network executives and the booker at "Late Show with David Letterman."

In January of 1996, Greg made his debut on "Late Show With David Letterman", followed by a two-season deal with USA Network to create his own segment called "Stereotypically Fitzsimmons" and "Temporarily Fitzsimmons" for the program "USA Live". In September of '96, Greg made his debut on "The Rosie O'Donnell Show" and was featured on the "HBO Comedy Showcase" hosted by Louie Anderson in October. In December of 96, Greg became a regular Prime Time face as host of MTV's "Idiot... [MORE]
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Greg Fitzsimmons - Herpes

Herpes is real.

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Posted: 10/14/06
Views: 9,423

Greg Fitzsimmons - Interview

Greg talks about his family comedy.

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Greg Fitzsimmons - Letter

Greg gets a letter from a principal.

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Posted: 10/14/06
Views: 5,828

Greg Fitzsimmons - NYC Parades

If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,552

Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room

Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,199

Greg Fitzsimmons - Iowa

Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa.

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Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,155

Greg Fitzsimmons - Mixed Faith

Greg brings his son to church.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 981

Greg Fitzsimmons - Long Term Relationships

Keep your relationship exciting.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 816

Greg Fitzsimmons - Cloneko's

In the future, only the skinny, beautiful people will get cloned.

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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 692

Greg Fitzsimmons: Medical Research

These are the big breakthroughs in science and technology in the last 10 years: we have Rogaine, Prozac, now we have Viagra. You get a sense for...

Posted: 12/28/1998

Greg Fitzsimmons: Daily Use

My friend goes, 'If you're going to use Rogaine, just put it somewhere you're going to remember to use it everyday.' So I put it right next to my...

Posted: 12/28/1998

Greg Fitzsimmons: Awkward In-Between Stage

Thirty-two is weird because I'm not really young anymore, but I'm not really old yet. I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my...

Posted: 12/28/1998

Greg Fitzsimmons: Calling Grandma

I called my grandmother yesterday. She picks up the phone, 'Oh hello, dear, hold on a second, I just stepped out of the shower. Let me go put some...

Posted: 12/28/1998

Greg Fitzsimmons: My Grandfather's Name

My grandfather is from Ireland. His name is Florence McCarthy. He moved to New York in 1920. They used to beat him up because his name was...

Posted: 12/28/1998

Greg Fitzsimmons: Body Fat on a Cold Day

Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top -- nine degrees, he's sweatin'....

Posted: 12/28/1998

Greg Fitzsimmons: New York Coffee Shop

New York is a funny place. I was at the coffee shop last week, and I'm paying the cashier for my cup of coffee, and the other girl got sprayed by...

Posted: 12/28/1998

Greg Fitzsimmons: Is Love Real?

When I was 18, I thought I was in love. First time -- you know that magic feeling. So, I asked my father. I said, 'Dad is love real?' And he said,...

Posted: 12/28/1998

Greg Fitzsimmons: Spoons

I've finally been able to trust and have intimacy with somebody, which I've never been able to do. Like a lot of guys, I just have a hard time...

Posted: 12/28/1998

Greg Fitzsimmons: Married Couple Friends

As a single couple, we are no longer able to hang around with married couples 'cause they cannot be in our presence without getting very annoying....

Posted: 12/28/1998