There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.