You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.