Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Filed under: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Views: 14,321
Posted: 07/27/2006
Greg Behrendt - Football Language
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 39,547
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,995
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (791), music (727)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,742
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,787
Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), dating (656), alcohol (496)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 972
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,477
Julie Goldman - Confusing
If a straight guy comes on to Julie Goldman, she knows he's gay.
Tags: Julie Goldman (2), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 744
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,399
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,552
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,787
Amanda Melson - Procrastorbate
Amanda Melson doesn't think she has to explain the word she invented.
Tags: Amanda Melson (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,167
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,170
Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), music (727), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 421
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (1003), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 492
