Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Filed under: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Views: 2,648
Posted: 01/14/2001
Greg Behrendt - Football Language
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (790), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 39,234
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 13,896
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (783), music (710)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,147
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,713
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,743
Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,363
Tom Papa - Speedos
Getting in shape is such a drag.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,066
Greg Giraldo - Obesity Epidemic
Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 2,070
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 580
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 904
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 773
Dom Irrera - Party Disease
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,005
Russ Meneve - Food vs. Sex
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,071
Bob Marley - Dessert
Dessert is very sexual.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,318
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,741
