Jokes
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Filed under: Greg Behrendt (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)
Views: 1,925
Posted: 01/14/2001
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), men/women (839), dating (611)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 12,928
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,281
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,925
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), dating (611)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,736
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,573
Greg Behrendt - Cake
Cake is great.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), food (494), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 1,170
Greg Behrendt - AppleCare
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), technology (163)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,159
Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), kids (596), food (494)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,133
Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 856
Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers
Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 834
Tom Papa - Speedos
Getting in shape is such a drag.
Tags: Tom Papa (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 848
Greg Giraldo - Obesity Epidemic
Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (39), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 1,356
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (749), health (519)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 250
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), Premium Blend (749), dating (611)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 382
Dom Irrera - Party Disease
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
Tags: Dom Irrera (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 390
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), health (519)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 467
Mark Schiff - The Gym
Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (519), food (494)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 157
Robin Montague - Working Out
Robin might be fat, but she can count.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), imitations (766), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 270
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (519), food (494)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,195
Russ Meneve - Food vs. Sex
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (905)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 597
