All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Filed under: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Views: 1,369
Posted: 01/14/2001
Greg Behrendt - Football Language
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (790), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 39,261
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 13,924
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (783), music (710)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,235
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,721
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,838
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,653
Greg Behrendt - AppleCare
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,473
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,383
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,721
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,283
Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 419
Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers
Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,129
Sue Murphy - Locker Room
The treadmill is a metaphor for insecurity.
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Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 316
Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy
People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.
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Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 413
Rudy Rush - The Gym
There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.
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Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,518
