Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Filed under: Greg Behrendt (28), kids (828), food (790)
Views: 2,463
Posted: 05/18/2004
Greg Behrendt - Football Language
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (790), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 39,216
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 13,866
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (783), music (710)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,088
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,707
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,676
Greg Behrendt - Cake
Cake is great.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (790), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,134
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (790), growing up (450)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,275
Mark Curry - Growing Up Poor
When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,720
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (790), parents (519)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 923
Cory Kahaney - Sex Questions
Sixty-nine is just rude.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,223
Arj Barker - Horrible Halloween
Razor blades in candy does not make financial sense.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,421
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 13
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,643
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), kids (828), food (790)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 19,324
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 909
