Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Filed under: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)
Views: 1,464
Posted: 01/14/2001
Greg Behrendt - Football Language
Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (790), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 39,199
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 13,859
Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (783), music (710)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,057
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,707
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,637
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,366
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,705
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,272
Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), dating (649), alcohol (489)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 794
Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers
Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,122
Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,359
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,641
Greg Behrendt - The Three "M"s
Greg Behrendt used to idolize Steven Tyler.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 671
Greg Behrendt - Cake
Cake is great.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (790), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,134
Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It
When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (783), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 942
