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Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots(2:04)
Greg Behrendt
The airport idiot is the worst kind of idiot. This is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
Videos Tagged: animals (791), music (727), drugs (639), sports (631), lookin' good (369), death (318), storyteller (263), fashion (230), Florida (181), flying (181), transportation (87), dark (83), Colorado (31), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 6750

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises(1:55)
Greg Behrendt
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), animals (791), dating (656), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 4492

Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker(1:44)
Greg Behrendt
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Videos Tagged: food (804), parents (525), observational (334), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 1293

Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex(2:04)
Greg Behrendt
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), observational (334), impressions (304), exclusives (191), dirty (56), Greg Behrendt (28), uncensored (15)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 10563

Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom(1:50)
Greg Behrendt
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it. Otherwise, it's just depressing.
Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), religion (776), observational (334), impressions (304), storyteller (263), exclusives (191), flying (181), transportation (87), dirty (56), Greg Behrendt (28), uncensored (15)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 666

Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying(1:48)
Greg Behrendt
You have to be very Zen about flying, because sometimes your flight is canceled and other times your airline is canceled.
Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), food (804), animals (791), observational (334), travel (310), storyteller (263), mental health (221), exclusives (191), flying (181), California (180), gross-out (89), dark (83), Greg Behrendt (28), uncensored (15)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 4345

Greg Behrendt - Relationships(2:06)
Greg Behrendt
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), food (804), books (748), observational (334), exclusives (191), Greg Behrendt (28), uncensored (15), uncensored (15)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 647

Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You(2:07)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), dating (656), alcohol (496), Live at Gotham (332), physical humor (203), Greg Behrendt (28), AXE_Jokes (9), catch phrase (5)

Posted: 07/27/2006
Views: 14327

Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial(3:36)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
Videos Tagged: dating (656), alcohol (496), technology (348), Live at Gotham (332), storyteller (263), self-deprecating (211), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 07/27/2006
Views: 974

Greg Behrendt - Cake(0:51)
Greg Behrendt
Cake is great.
Videos Tagged: food (804), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Greg Behrendt (28), birthdays (21)

Posted: 06/01/2004
Views: 2341

Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation(2:04)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Videos Tagged: kids (841), food (804), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Halloween (96), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/18/2004
Views: 2581

Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers(3:06)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865), drugs (639), work/office (398), Greg Behrendt (28), Los Angeles Times (1)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1200

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands(2:01)
Greg Behrendt
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003), music (727), pop culture (293), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2555

Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy(1:44)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003), driving (296), fashion (230), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 4787

Greg Behrendt - AppleCare(2:09)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348), Greg Behrendt (28), Apple (20)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1548

Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped(1:17)
Greg Behrendt
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976), weight/obesity (302), Jesus (270), exercise (140), Greg Behrendt (28), Brad Pitt (20)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1455

Greg Behrendt - Junk Food(4:00)
Greg Behrendt
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976), food (804), marriage (581), weight/obesity (302), exercise (140), Easter (30), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2739

Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long(2:46)
Greg Behrendt
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791), dating (656), marriage (581), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2400

Greg Behrendt - The Three "M"s(2:13)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt used to idolize Steven Tyler.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283), music (727), aging (296), pop culture (293), Greg Behrendt (28), Aerosmith (11), Steven Tyler (3)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 770

Greg Behrendt - The Locker Room(2:11)
Greg Behrendt
There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (633), observational (334), storyteller (263), exercise (140), nudity (73), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 12/26/1997
Views: 321

Greg Behrendt - Washed Up(1:18)
Greg Behrendt
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Videos Tagged: money (865), Premium Blend (750), friends (312), aging (296), storyteller (263), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 12/26/1997
Views: 243

Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar(1:39)
Greg Behrendt
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Videos Tagged: music (727), dating (656), New York City (602), Two Drink Minimum (293), shopping (197), San Francisco (46), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 423

Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail(1:16)
Greg Behrendt
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), gay/homosexual (633), work/office (398), weight/obesity (302), Two Drink Minimum (293), shopping (197), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 494

Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It(1:23)
Greg Behrendt
When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Videos Tagged: animals (791), Two Drink Minimum (293), art (71), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 1020

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