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Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots
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The airport idiot is the worst kind of idiot. This is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
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Greg Behrendt (28)
Posted: 11/06/2009
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Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
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If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
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Posted: 11/06/2009
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Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
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There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
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Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 1293
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
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Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
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Posted: 11/06/2009
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Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom
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If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it. Otherwise, it's just depressing.
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Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 666
Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying
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You have to be very Zen about flying, because sometimes your flight is canceled and other times your airline is canceled.
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Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 4345
Greg Behrendt - Relationships
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What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
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Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 647
Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You
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Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
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Posted: 07/27/2006
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Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial
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Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
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Posted: 07/27/2006
Views: 974
Greg Behrendt - Cake
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Cake is great.
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Posted: 06/01/2004
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Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation
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Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
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Posted: 05/18/2004
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Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers
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Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.
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Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1200
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
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Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
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Posted: 01/14/2001
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Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
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Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
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Posted: 01/14/2001
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Greg Behrendt - AppleCare
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Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
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Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1548
Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped
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All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
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Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1455
Greg Behrendt - Junk Food
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Can you deep-fry the bacon?
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Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2739
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
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You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
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Posted: 01/14/2001
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Greg Behrendt - The Three "M"s
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Greg Behrendt used to idolize Steven Tyler.
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Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 770
Greg Behrendt - The Locker Room
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There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
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Posted: 12/26/1997
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Greg Behrendt - Washed Up
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Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
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Posted: 12/26/1997
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Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar
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In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
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Posted: 05/26/1993
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Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail
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Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
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Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 494
Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It
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When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
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Posted: 05/26/1993
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