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"Greg Behrendt: That Guy From That Thing" premieres Friday, November 6 at 12am/11c.

Greg Paul Behrendt was made in a small textile factory north of San Francisco in the early sixties. He spent the lions share of his early youth as a sweat-jac (or sweater jacket) but as he got older, he realized his dream of going to college and becoming a pair of pants. After college, Greg became a person and started a wildly unsuccessful band all while holding down a job in an improv group. The days were long and the night's even longer, but success seemed to be almost right around the corner. Well, not success, but definitely a bar with lots of juicy liquor.

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Greg Behrendt - Football Language

Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"

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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 39,566

Greg Behrendt - Adult Rock Show

No time for opening acts

Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You

Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 14,353

Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex

Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 11,030

Greg Behrendt - Mix Tapes

The art of the mix tape.

Posted: 07/28/06
Views: 9,073

Greg Behrendt - Phone Sales

Hey man, it's Eddie!

Posted: 01/15/01
Views: 8,313

Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots

The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,801

Greg Behrendt - Oprah

Greg is scared of Oprah.

Greg Behrendt - Computer Help

Greg is not a computer guy.

Posted: 01/15/01
Views: 5,477

Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy

Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,793

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Greg Behrendt: The Dream Went Awry

If you sell things over the phone, the dream went awry somewhere, and you're working in a sweat box trying to make quota so you can buy some speed.

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids on the Block

He's the badass of the group -- like if they get into some kind of Scooby-Doo scrape, he's the one that's gonna get them out.

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: At the Hardware Store

For as much as I know about being a guy, I ought to go to a hardware store wearing a tiara. 'Hi, do you have a bang-bang-bang to put the pointy...

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Car Mechanics

If you open up the hood and start talking about, 'That's got a dual-head-cammy,' you might as well say, 'Banana, banana, banana.' I don't know what...

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Not a Computer Person

At this point in time, that's like saying you're not 'into the phone.'

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Jesus Is Ripped

Why wouldn't he be, he's the son of God? He's not gonna be walking around going, 'Oh, I've got back fat today. I'm so puffy.'

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Sex Drive in Older Men

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Tags: sex (2379), men/women (1718), animals (947)

Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: The Mix Tape

When you unleash the mix upon her, she will understand the beauty of who you are as a human being, and then she will melt and be in your bedroom...

Tags: dating (476), technology (345), music (107)

Posted: 07/27/2006

Greg Behrendt: How Guys Process a Break Up

You break up with us, we get drunk and then stand on your lawn, and then a cop comes. I'll be like, 'Oh, this is over! I get it. It's over. Gotcha.'

Tags: men/women (1718), dating (476), laws (214)

Posted: 07/27/2006

Greg Behrendt: Don't Call

I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the...

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Posted: 07/27/2006

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