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"Greg Behrendt: That Guy From That Thing" premieres Friday, November 6 at 12am/11c.

Greg Paul Behrendt was made in a small textile factory north of San Francisco in the early sixties. He spent the lions share of his early youth as a sweat-jac (or sweater jacket) but as he got older, he realized his dream of going to college and becoming a pair of pants. After college, Greg became a person and started a wildly unsuccessful band all while holding down a job in an improv group. The days were long and the night's even longer, but success seemed to be almost right around the corner. Well, not success, but definitely a bar with lots of juicy liquor.

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Greg Behrendt - Football Language

Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"

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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 39,270

Greg Behrendt - Adult Rock Show

No time for opening acts

Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You

Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 13,924

Greg Behrendt - Mix Tapes

The art of the mix tape.

Posted: 07/28/06
Views: 8,992

Greg Behrendt - Phone Sales

Hey man, it's Eddie!

Posted: 01/15/01
Views: 8,250

Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots

The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,251

Greg Behrendt - Oprah

Greg is scared of Oprah.

Greg Behrendt - Computer Help

Greg is not a computer guy.

Posted: 01/15/01
Views: 5,437

Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy

Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,721

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

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Posted: 11/06/09
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Greg Behrendt: A Peach

I was coming down the street today with my girlfriend. This guy shouts out, 'Hey man, your girlfriend's a peach!' And I thought, 'Well, that's...

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Posted: 05/26/1993

Greg Behrendt: Underground Band

So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

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Posted: 05/26/1993

Greg Behrendt: The Mix Tape

When you unleash the mix upon her, she will understand the beauty of who you are as a human being, and then she will melt and be in your bedroom...

Tags: dating (474), technology (341), music (107)

Posted: 07/27/2006

Greg Behrendt: How Guys Process a Break Up

You break up with us, we get drunk and then stand on your lawn, and then a cop comes. I'll be like, 'Oh, this is over! I get it. It's over. Gotcha.'

Tags: men/women (1714), dating (474), laws (214)

Posted: 07/27/2006

Greg Behrendt: Don't Call

I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the...

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Posted: 07/27/2006

Greg Behrendt: A Plus and a Minus

She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the...

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Posted: 07/27/2006

Greg Behrendt: Reasoning With the Girlfriend

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

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Posted: 07/27/2006

Greg Behrendt: Becoming an Adult

So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult -- kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't...

Tags: aging (239), Greg Behrendt (17)

Posted: 12/26/1997

Greg Behrendt: Halloween Rules

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume -- 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many...

Tags: kids (630), food (378), holidays (86)

Posted: 05/18/2004

Greg Behrendt: For Cake

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in...

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Posted: 06/01/2004

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