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"Greg Behrendt: That Guy From That Thing" premieres Friday, November 6 at 12am/11c.

Greg Paul Behrendt was made in a small textile factory north of San Francisco in the early sixties. He spent the lions share of his early youth as a sweat-jac (or sweater jacket) but as he got older, he realized his dream of going to college and becoming a pair of pants. After college, Greg became a person and started a wildly unsuccessful band all while holding down a job in an improv group. The days were long and the night's even longer, but success seemed to be almost right around the corner. Well, not success, but definitely a bar with lots of juicy liquor.

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Greg Behrendt - Football Language

Coaches say weird things like, "Are you gonna swallow the olive?"

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Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 39,234

Greg Behrendt - Adult Rock Show

No time for opening acts

Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You

Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 13,896

Greg Behrendt - Mix Tapes

The art of the mix tape.

Posted: 07/28/06
Views: 8,976

Greg Behrendt - Phone Sales

Hey man, it's Eddie!

Posted: 01/15/01
Views: 8,241

Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots

The airport idiot is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (783), music (710)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 6,147

Greg Behrendt - Oprah

Greg is scared of Oprah.

Greg Behrendt - Computer Help

Greg is not a computer guy.

Posted: 01/15/01
Views: 5,431

Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy

Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,716

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,743

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Greg Behrendt: The Dream Went Awry

If you sell things over the phone, the dream went awry somewhere, and you're working in a sweat box trying to make quota so you can buy some speed.

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids on the Block

He's the badass of the group -- like if they get into some kind of Scooby-Doo scrape, he's the one that's gonna get them out.

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: At the Hardware Store

For as much as I know about being a guy, I ought to go to a hardware store wearing a tiara. 'Hi, do you have a bang-bang-bang to put the pointy...

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Car Mechanics

If you open up the hood and start talking about, 'That's got a dual-head-cammy,' you might as well say, 'Banana, banana, banana.' I don't know what...

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Not a Computer Person

At this point in time, that's like saying you're not 'into the phone.'

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Jesus Is Ripped

Why wouldn't he be, he's the son of God? He's not gonna be walking around going, 'Oh, I've got back fat today. I'm so puffy.'

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Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Sex Drive in Older Men

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Tags: sex (2376), men/women (1714), animals (947)

Posted: 01/14/2001

Greg Behrendt: Halloween Rules

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume -- 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many...

Tags: kids (630), food (378), holidays (86)

Posted: 05/18/2004

Greg Behrendt: For Cake

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in...

Tags: food (378), Greg Behrendt (17)

Posted: 06/01/2004

Greg Behrendt: A Peach

I was coming down the street today with my girlfriend. This guy shouts out, 'Hey man, your girlfriend's a peach!' And I thought, 'Well, that's...

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Posted: 05/26/1993

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