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Jesus could walk on water; Elvis was buoyant.
Elvis was the king of rock 'n' roll.
Wanda Sykes was too busy making fun of her neighbor's Elvis party to go to it.
New York is a gross city.
Jesus is one groovy cat.
Why are white people so obsessed with bringing things back from the dead?
If you find baby Jesus, you get to put it in the manger scene.
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.
Just because someone's not crying at this movie doesn't mean they're not touched by Jesus Christ.
Stop crying. This movie has a happy ending.