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Godfrey - Poor

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Welfare is luxury.

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Views: 1,973

Posted: 02/07/2000

Godfrey - Equations

It's hard to make an Asian baby laugh.

Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 6,758

Godfrey - The X-Games

The X-Games personifies white dude's desperation.

Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 3,082

Godfrey - Nigeria

Weathermen in Nigeria have an easy job.

Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 2,988

Godfrey - New York City Transit

There's a reason transit workers sit behind bulletproof glass.

Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 2,332

Godfrey - Bodega

Every bodega has a Latin cat.

Tags: Godfrey (9), imitations (766), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 2,079

Godfrey - Summer in the City

Don't sleep naked in New York City.

Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), New York City (286)

Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 1,982

Godfrey - Poor

Welfare is luxury.

Tags: Godfrey (9), Premium Blend (749), parents (446)

Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 1,973

Godfrey - Subway Announcements

Indian train conductors sound worse than English conductors.

Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 1,773

Godfrey - Minority Page

Godfrey posed for his college's brochure.

Tags: Godfrey (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), ethnic (690)

Posted: 02/17/05
Views: 1,440

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Retta - Growing Up Poor

When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.

Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), food (494)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 355

Mark Curry - Poor Halloween

Growing up poor made Halloween a lot different.

Tags: Mark Curry (9), Comedy Central Presents (1779), parents (446)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 431

Otis Lee Crenshaw - Love and Money

When the Salvation Army comes to your house and surrenders, you're poor.

Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1779), men/women (839)

Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 1,178

Juston McKinney - Poor Kid

You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.

Tags: Juston McKinney (5), Premium Blend (749), food (494)

Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,404

A.J. Jamal - Layaway

A.J. grew up so poor his father put an album on layaway.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (445), growing up (405)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 62

Jimmy Dore - Growing Up Poor

As a kid, Jimmy wore clothes from the Sears outlet.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), money (445), growing up (405)

Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,918

Rob Paravonian - Particle Board Song

All Rob can afford is particle board.

Tags: Rob Paravonian (3), Premium Blend (749), money (445)

Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 3,559

Freddy Soto - Roaches

Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?

Tags: Freddy Soto (10), imitations (766), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 503

Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds

The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 685

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (596), family (550)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 493


The Father Sets the Bar

A father and son were on a fishing trip when the dad pulled out a beer.

"Can I have one, Dad?"

"Can your d**k touch your...

Posted: 12/01/2008

RodMan: Your Mama and Your Daddy

I used to ask her, 'Mama, where my daddy at?' Black moms, you know, they strong, so she'd be like, 'I'm your mama and your daddy.' Now you...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Juston McKinney: Picture Day at School

You knew who the rich kids were, right? Right up at the front of the line, packet A: 15 10x12's, 32 5x7's, six friggin' posters. I was way back at...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Retta: The Body's Heating System

My father refused to turn up the heat because the body had its own heating mechanism: shivering. He'd say, 'I see your teeth are chattering. You...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Todd Lynn: Ain't a Brother

I ain't a black dude. I ain't a brotha -- not the ones that y'all is used to. I grew up rich. Both of my parents were doctors; we were loaded. I...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Adam Sandler: Good Bar Mitzvah

Bar mitzvah was a good day in my life -- made more money that day than I think I'll ever make again.

Posted: 11/02/2008

Kyle Cease: Adult Recess

I feel like, as we get older, we should have recess. Now that we have, like, wars and Visa bills, we should have 15 minutes on the slide everyday.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Otis Lee Crenshaw: How Poor?

What I'm saying is we were poor, people. I mean, blues singers would show up at our house when they had writer's block -- that's how poor we were.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Felipe Esparza: Dad's Furniture Fix

I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jimmy Dore: Growing Up Poor

They would hit us for discipline because we grew up really poor. I don't know if you know this, but poor people beat the sh*t out of each other.

Posted: 10/30/2008

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