You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and
they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always...
Posted: 10/30/2008
They came to the airport naked. They're like, 'Can I get on the
plane? I don't want to show you where my passport is.'
Posted: 10/30/2008
My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude,
I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the...
Posted: 10/30/2008
You know your school is crappy when they advertise it on the
subway.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Be happy with your stereotype. Asians -- that's the stereotype
I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Thanks for the shortest month, asses -- and the coldest.
Posted: 10/30/2008
The X-Games -- I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white
dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that...
Posted: 10/30/2008