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Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.
Just put on some work boots and sit on the porch.
How am I gonna put your mama in the microwave?
PlayStation is like dope.
Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.
Phone sex is difficult with your deaf boyfriend.
Gay men will make you feel pretty.
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.
Pornography is dark.
Mac Dre, I don't care what they say. You ain't gay.
Growing up, Amy's mom told her that she was gorgeous.
It's called "settling down" for a reason.