Bar mitzvah was a good day in my life -- made more money that
day than I think I'll ever make again.
Posted: 11/02/2008
I always knew I was gonna have a Jewish husband because of my
very first crush. 'Cause it's 300 girls all day long, that's all I get to look at in...
Posted: 10/30/2008
We had 300 girls in my high school; we had one virgin -- one.
She was out on the front lawn. She was our Lady of Lost Hope.
Posted: 10/30/2008
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in
a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
Posted: 10/30/2008
Remember Barbie heads? The girls do. The guys are like,
'Barbie's giving head now? I've got to go shopping.'
Posted: 10/30/2008
I had this girlfriend in high school, and we had sex, and at
first I thought that was kind of hot... but I knew there was something wrong. I was...
Posted: 10/30/2008
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened
out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam -- uh, don't kiss guys.'
Posted: 10/30/2008
I was a real dummy when I was a little girl. I have an older
sister who was a genius. Once a week, my mother would take us to the library, and my...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I wasn't a bad kid, but I wasn't a good student, you know what
I mean? My mind was just always elsewhere. Even at my high school graduation, I...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I had a horrible set of encyclopedias growing up. My parents
didn't want to get new ones, so they got my grandma's old ones. A-Z was covered in two...
Posted: 10/30/2008