Gene's girlfriend is 25 and sleeps with a teddy bear.
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
USA Today reports that a man's number one fantasy is to be with two women at once.
Sometimes you get in an argument and say something you really shouldn't have said.
Gene is a Chicano who will give you the bone.
Gene thought one of his roommates might be gay.
Don't call Mexicans white or brown -- they're taupe.
Gene doesn't hang up the phone when he calls the wrong number.