Gene thought one of his roommates might be gay.
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
USA Today reports that a man's number one fantasy is to be with two women at once.
Sometimes you get in an argument and say something you really shouldn't have said.
Gene is a Chicano who will give you the bone.
Don't call Mexicans white or brown -- they're taupe.
Gene doesn't hang up the phone when he calls the wrong number.