Could you tell me why there's no mouse-flavored cat food?
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
USA Today reports that a man's number one fantasy is to be with two women at once.
Gene is a Chicano who will give you the bone.
Sometimes you get in an argument and say something you really shouldn't have said.
Gene thought one of his roommates might be gay.
Don't call Mexicans white or brown -- they're taupe.
Gene doesn't hang up the phone when he calls the wrong number.