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Gary Valentine - Shopping

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Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.

Filed under: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)

Views: 655

Posted: 09/30/2001

Gary Valentine - Dates

Blind dates are brutal.

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Posted: 10/01/01
Views: 4,405

Gary Valentine - Spiders

What does a spider do all day?

Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)

Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 3,663

Gary Valentine - Southern Accents

Gary Valentine can't understand what people with thick southern accents are saying.

Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)

Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 2,360

Gary Valentine - Atlanta Sweet Tea

Waitresses in Atlanta need to relax with the sweet tea.

Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,904

Gary Valentine - Asthma Camp

Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.

Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)

Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,772

Gary Valentine - New York Pizza

New York pizza is great because it's made by little Italian guys.

Tags: Gary Valentine (13), food (790), imitations (770)

Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 1,177

Gary Valentine - Nitrous Oxide

If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.

Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)

Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,108

Gary Valentine - Riverdance

Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.

Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)

Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,029

Gary Valentine - Single Guy

There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.

Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 948


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