Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.
What does a spider do all day?
Gary Valentine can't understand what people with thick southern accents are saying.
Waitresses in Atlanta need to relax with the sweet tea.
Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.
New York pizza is great because it's made by little Italian guys.
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.