New York pizza is great because it's made by little Italian guys.
Filed under: Gary Valentine (13), food (804), imitations (772)
Views: 1,284
Posted: 12/06/1999
Gary Valentine - Spiders
What does a spider do all day?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 3,709
Gary Valentine - Southern Accents
Gary Valentine can't understand what people with thick southern accents are saying.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 2,404
Gary Valentine - Atlanta Sweet Tea
Waitresses in Atlanta need to relax with the sweet tea.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,947
Gary Valentine - Asthma Camp
Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,808
Gary Valentine - Nitrous Oxide
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,144
Gary Valentine - Riverdance
Gary Valentine used to be in hard labor: riverdancing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,050
Gary Valentine - Single Guy
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 966
Gary Valentine - Shopping
Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 666
Mike Ricca - Bad Pizza
They mess up the pizza on the West Coast.
Tags: Mike Ricca (2), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 02/07/00
Views: 800
Gregg Rogell - Italian Martial Arts
Italian martial arts are a lot like karate.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 1,014
Pete Correale - Instructional Tape
Instructional sex tapes have dumb advice.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 2,423
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,191
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,894
Jon Manfrellotti - Eating & Violence
Eating is like a sport to Italians.
Tags: Jon Manfrellotti (2), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 239
Jim Breuer - L.A. Restaurants
In a real Italian restaurant, the employees yell at you.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 1,129
Rich Francese - New York Violence
Now kids fight to sit in the middle in the car to be shielded from stray bullets.
Tags: Rich Francese (2), ethnic (814), family (667)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 160
Rich Francese - King of the Neighborhood
You're Italian? You probably live at home with your parents.
Tags: Rich Francese (2), dating (656), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 218
Jon Manfrellotti - Cousin Ricky
Cousin Ricky came to visit Long Island.
Tags: Jon Manfrellotti (2), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 279
